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Sunday, June 22, 2008




meaningful thursday off, woke up at noon, watch many many videos, till 4 went eng teng side to play soccer.. meaningful day not just bcos to play soccer, also to see chee brian, and david, later keith came down, but he never get to see his favourite cousin.. lolz.. long long time never play liao, but still able to score goals, pls call me ruud van kiwi.. hahahahaha..
super super meaningful sunday, sat da ge ow pick me straight from my work place to head to my hometown "jaa bee" no particular plan for the journey, was like wanna do wat, then do wat, see wat then eat wat, we went in unload our bags, then we, "keith, jacq, ow, father, ah man uncle, and father 2 friend, 3 cars headed to prawn fishing.. we was there but did not fish, cos not really good bite, so we follow my father and gang and ate our first meal.. oyster fried egg, carrot cake, satay, cuttlefish rojak, char guo tiao, was like really really full.. then we heading to a pub, where they have stage and singers, live band de, hahaha, sort of auntie and uncle place.. where suddenly, the girls heard my bday is coming, and she say she make me a early celebration.. and there it comes, all the singers was queuing up to shake my hand and wish me happy bday, lost count on and numbers of hands i shake, then next moment i was pull onto the stage, hahaha.. happening..
really drunk, reach home, and something bad happen, i never bring my keys out, and all the 4 of us, hp cant make ougoing call. waited for like 45mins, after trying to stop a passing cabby or any vehicle, finally a vehicle stop nearby my house, sort of neighbour, i guess he was abit shock when me and ow quickly approach his car.. haha, but we did sucessfully, lend his hp and make a call to my father.. heng, and keith and jacq was already asleep in the car..





bad nite sleep sharing a single ti lam, in the middle of the nite, keith started his kung fu skills, and landed me right at the corner, out of ti lam, beside the cupboard, and somewhere in the middle of the nite, electricity trip cos of the heavy rain and thunder, they did not noe how to re-on the air-con, it become really hot, i tot they cant take the cold then off the air-con, 7am in the mrnign i work up, took a booster and a pillow went downstair room without air-con to sleep, bcos it was cooler in that room, a moment later my father was calling me, why are u sleeping here? electricity trip ho? i woke up and got back to our room and on the air-con.. till 12 i woke up, and i said "if u all still dun wait up, no more dim sum liao.." the first time, without delay, everybody woke up to get ready for diam sum..
with my father, and my gang, we did not eat dim sum, too late liao.. went to a restaurant, curry fish head, egg with prawns, fried meat, herbs paper chicken, kang kong.. this time was really really full again.. and we went giant!! junk food and main motive was to get popo soya sauce, haha, but ended up half and boot of junk food..

then we went fishing, we reach there about 3.30pm, boss say start at 4 la, fishing competition, biggest winner 500 2nd 350 3rd 150, first fish up 100 2nd 50 3rd jacket. u only pay 10dollars more to join, we did not wanted to join but we just wanna fish, nvm about the 10dollars anyway, when we pathetically, 3rods 0catch.. haiz, we went back, father can already predict our catch when he saw us, so shag...





prearing to come back, dinner first, this time round, steam fish ba ding fish, curry boar meat, topoica leafs, shout beer meat king, beef noodle.. and i got scream at when i order large sugarcane juice.. "i didnt noe large was so large" again really really really full.. then we went to pelangi mall and get jacq mum`s secret recepit cheese cake, zZZZz, $55.60 of cheesecake.. wth





then back to SINGAPORE!!!





just recall something, something very very ah beng that ow did, when we was on our way to malaysia, that was a white car, who out of sudden came out of the small road, when we was on the main road, ow siam the car, and started cursing, next moment, he stop his car at bus stop, but the other car never stop, then he tail him, and flashing his head lights.. then overtake him, on driver, looks nerdy about 20.. that make ow more furious.. we stop at the traffic and he ask for my "yam yam" (a stick biscuit snack with chocolate dippings), he hon, when the nerd looks at us, he wind down his window and flew and yam yam at his window with force.. and pointed out middle finger, that nerd was like really shock, and nerdy reply was opening up his hands and plams giving a very innocent look.. hahaha.. he was supposed on the most right lane and had to turn right.. we are going straight, but ow was furious, and wanted to tailed him, we forcely had a right turn also, butttttttttttt, we dun see him coming, hahhaha, he went away.. think he should have gone straight and maybe call his mother for pampers.. lolz..







Kiwisigned off at 10:23 PM

Thursday, June 12, 2008

SUPER ERRIE, ABNORMAL DAYit all started from yesterday, the first ever time i wore knee pants to work! that no other colleges did this b4.b4 reaching work place, i called him "boss, i wear shorts ho."boss replied "u dun wear anything also can, faster come"LOLz, dun noe wat had went into him, haha, abnormal..yesterday half day at showroom, then went to suntec to set up the booth, everything went so smoothly, compare to previous lots of time when we always forget this and that and troubleshooting this and that, this time round ended b4 7 think the earliest in that hall, C20 stock also impressively arrived early, from usual 4-6 yesterday the container was there at 2.. impressed.. 7+ we went for a drink, and we had bak kut teh, on the way back, keith called. "jogging? meet at my house."i told him "meet at my house, home gym today"end up, we was talking shit then he log in HUMANPETS then i felt asleep again!!2nd time i fall asleep, when he log in HUMANPETS..And i woke up b4 6am!!, i called him, but my call got rejected. can not get back to sleep, i went joggng. first time jogging in the morning, WAHH!! so many people, elderly people, 6am noe!! he praticing TAI JI and some SINGAPORE workOUT. so many people on the track, i thought i could get some fresh air, dun think so. THE MOST ERRIE THING, after jogging i went to the fitness corner. i saw an old lady, playing with the pull up bar (holding the pull up bar, shaking and swinging her hands), my mp3 blast was out, i can not hear any noise, i sat down and started doing sit ups, suddenly, she get in front on me walking and those massage stones, with her shoes on!! left to right slowly to my back. after one set, i took a peep on my left back thinking she might go for another round, she was not there, then i took a another peep on my right back, she also was not there. i laid down, for a split secs, i sat up and turn around, i couldnt find her insight anymore, my hair, started to stand. i told myself in mind, i dun believe there is souls and spirits, she probaly went home for breakfast liao.. i continue my sets, brightness of the sky`s LCD getting brighter, got home for a bathe, i called keith again, he pick up this time "U call me so early for fuck"me " i was trying to wake u up, i scare u late for ns"keith " not at 5+!!"my noodles are ready, first day show, grandma noodles for breakfast!!


Kiwisigned off at 7:58 AM

Monday, June 9, 2008

Friday, me, keith, ah wu couple and master wu gui couple watch kung fu panda!! at lido, back row!!! couple sit!!! me and keith sit together, zzz, keith gei siao never come lien on me.. LOLZ.. show was really funny, but we did not figure out wat "powerful finger stunt" name..
Saturday was at commonwealth, bbq.. private bbq, haha mostly all prawns.. those prawns that we caught had already filled Jacq`s frigde, main motive is to clear them, it was like 5finger tips together.. finish bbq at about 12, then chit chat till almost 3, guess long time we never see luuuuvissss liao.. he also break with 2 years gf, recently there is a breaking up trend within my circle of friends.. think they got scam by keith, cos keith say he love to be single!! freedom and power, rights..
Yesterday, keith intro me a new web, human pet, something like facebook, where u can buy other users as pet and name them, someone else can also buy u, but at a higher price.. he say i very tyco, i got richer than him within one hour.. lolz, then i bought si liang from dickhead!! WEEee~~lolz.. then we watch chinese horror movie "xia shi ni" after the movie, back to human pets, keith got petted by a few girls and that turn keith very high and he started speaking colourful language, then i felt asleep liao.. lolz, morning woke up, room was in a mess, and keith!!! u never lock my door again!!!


Kiwisigned off at 10:33 AM

Thursday, June 5, 2008

YEAh, just pluck on my new wireless keyboard and mouse.. i am getting lazier, or should i say, i am fucking enjoying.. just came back from prawn fishing again, goh si liang (new addict) hahaha..
lifestyle is getting healthier, not with the keyboard and mouse, i meant me an my friends.. hope that my room was twice the size.. haiz.


Kiwisigned off at 4:02 AM

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Just came back from prawn fishing, today`s weather wasnt that good, cold.. having the most catch in the pond.. but still very bad catch.. compare to last week 2 rods caught about 90 of them, today 3 rods only got 50 lo.. but our neighbours was so impressed, or should i say everyone was so impress.. haha, normal la.. keith is truely addicted to this recreation liao.. he kept complaining that liang 'dai sai'.. haha, listening to his supporting facts, he got his point.. haha, ah liang dai sai.. so happy for da ge, who got his new car.. impreza, nice car!


After work walk past OG, went in walk walk lo, realised its GREAT SINGAPORE SALES!! thinking of buying another boxer, i brought the last time, when i walk to the levi`s undergarment, i saw ( purchase over $50 of levi`s undergarment, get a levi`s demin handphone pouch free) and i got tempted.

never regret of what i got free!!! but when i happily show to keith, he say it was girly, i feel abit so also la, but it will be convience for to, where i can put my hp, money, cards, and keys all into it!! just the right size.. anyway its freeeEEE!!










HAHA, yesterday, we took some pics and videos of the security of cine dozing off right after we finish a very sickening 2 and a half hour sex and the city.. YAWNS.. those kids behind are noisy, so we did not really do a close up one.



There are some indecisive people around yesterday, delay the show till 1am, where we reached cine about b4 10pm.. wasted 3hrs, also not really la, we spend near to an hour playing darts, i think keith enjoy it alot..he was damn tyco, makes him damn happy..

KIWI COMPLAINS " i just wanted to watch a show, but it ended me reaching home at 4plus, where i got work this morning"


Kiwisigned off at 2:24 AM

Thursday, May 29, 2008

After a few days of staying at home, spending most of the spare time with keith or my room, i begining to realise more things, but some fact that i did not want to accept, trying to fight the logical theory in myself. but it still come to an result that my thoery and my predictions are right. Some things keith told me keep flashing thru my mind. they are very logical, to me.
but that something inside me keep telling me to do something stupid.
Wat i tot about myself was a very mature and smart person, friends had support how i feel about myself, but my heart sometimes lead to do something stupid, why cant i just let it go? when i noe wat i have to do, to match the something stupidity wants to do, that is something i want dun to.. u might scratch your head when u are reading this:)

SOME THINGS that are keep in my heart for many years,
i am partial sorry to bring me and some of my friends to pia kia university,
we learned together and i brought them to gradute together! Well, realise that wasnt a good school, remmembering ~that year of life we had been thru~ to repay wat our (brothers) had done, it sux!!

sincerly,
bossnan was crazy, but he was my teacher, i learned something more than guts.. i noe that he dotes me, never let me do things that i did not wanted to do..
bless him.. not with more troubles..

i was telling keith, one bad day, we are going to smack one lao lan xiao di on the streets and tell him.. ~ CALL US SENIORS, WE ARE GRADUTES! ~

Dun noe wat the hell went into me, and i am blogging these...


Kiwisigned off at 11:58 PM

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

i just finished mr bond casino stun, now i noe how the meet the spartans whack lan pa torture stun come from liao. haha. today me and ah liang overslept, zzZZzz, late for 1hr30mins sia.
boss was like naggging nagging, si bei fan.. btw yesterday me, liang and keith watch the comeback, si bei jiao, damn funny in a lame way.. just like jing qi.. haha. on average i will watch a movie everyday, after i got my new display.. not that interesting doing it everyday, at least it is not an unhealthy lifestyle.. Oh, almost forget, off work, got drag by my boss for tepan yaki. just on top of the hill, jurong bird park. i was very impress my the chef, fork and knife skill, specially the shelving the prawn part!!fast and neat!! the dinner was (bian kan bian chi), but there was one very disgusting thingy, GARLIC!! almost everything they have garlic, and they have delicated just only garlic by itself, fried GARLIC!! and guess who i saw... i saw PMS ah heng, he and a another guy with 2 ladies, just right beside, never thought that he will recognise me or not, does not really matter, anyway he is still very fit. think he change car liao, never saw his skyline in that small car park.

lolz, i wanted to post photos, but found this. hahaha

unexpected guest keith came to sim lim, sorry can not pei u.

but i got subsitution for him, and ah liang, he and ah liang also to subsitute me la, haha.

remmember next time come sim lim, dun come empty handed, buy some junk food plz.



Kiwisigned off at 2:16 AM